Rex Ryan, the Lord of Loudmouth, has suddenly become the No Comment Count tremor.
Rex Heck, let man!
All you have to do is be yourself. Is wonderful, wonderful clown, roar that makes covering the New York Jets as much fun for their beat writers.
Rex, for the love of God, just be Rex!
Why not admit it? You already talked to his players. Just 'fess, confession is oh so good for the soul at this time of year. This is not you, since when did you ever dream you'd call anything a "personal matter?"
Ryan likes to do personal things, his way is his mantra.
So he and Michelle have this cute little feet going. Rex has become the agony of de feet.
It deserves strong, "Come on Man" by Mike Ditka and ESPN gremlins.
Since when Rex Ryan, never let a little self-shame in the way? You listen to it over a season and this is just another day at the office for the love of goodness.
Rex really, when all is said and done, this is just plain fun. After all, who had the bright idea to post the video? Sure it was not the Jets staff of public relations. So there are only two suspects here: you or the lovely Michelle.
And what Michelle has to say about all this? Before you know it, than sitting there laughing at him with Oprah. You should too.
This is very reminiscent of the moment in the movie Clear and Present Danger Jack Ryan when he advised the President to "calm the situation" when the President learned his college roommate was a drug cartel money laundering source. Ryan said that not only supports the guy was his friend, but to say "We are friends of a lifetime." Jack told the President that "they do not get to go with it."
Rex should do the same. Own, big boy. You have been caught by the feet of Michelle in the dough, so to speak. Well, it's just good clean fun.
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