Christie Brinkley:Man Sex With Dog Dane

A man in Aventura, Florida, was accused of sexually abusing his dog, but a judge dropped the charges. The dog's name? Oh, Christie Brinkley. Armando Pacher was accused of abusing his Great Dane after a veterinarian found signs of sexual abuse and human sperm are mixed in dog urine. Pacher ignited suspicions further when he made a technical comment to a vet about dog health. Pacher allegedly said: "There seems to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it's because I have not been so strong lately, and so she is not enjoying it so much.''Later, he insisted it was just a joke. The case was dropped after prosecutors were unable to find any physical evidence. The retired insurance investigator was released reports. "Although the prosecution has finally decided to say 'just kidding, never mind," my life has been completely destroyed. "