Jersey Shore Season 4 In Italy:MTV

MTV announced today that Jersey Shore - the highest TV audience to provide increasingly addicted to the cabin of four feet nine rump getting overheated in a mini-bar - will travel to Italy for its fourth season next. According to the press release, the deal is "thrilled to trade Italian stallions gorillas, which is very offensive, unless you actually picture a society where the gorillas and horses are an important part of the economy. Kids, this is crazy, crazy, crazy! I can not hold me. This is the best news I've heard since I stopped worrying about the future of humanity. Jersey Shore is to travel to the country of Julius Caesar, Leonardo da Vinci, by Federico Fellini. Most importantly, Italy is the country of Silvio Berlusconi, apparently the only senior minister with a personal life Smush tastic that all the Jersey shore cast as a whole. This news raises two questions:
1) How will react to Italy Jersey Shore?
2) Where Jersey Shore invade next?
Answers (?)
1) There is a reason why MTV is sending the model to Italy, rather than more obvious places as part of Cancun, Ibiza, or wherever Skins set. Jersey Shore is nominally about Italian-American culture, and according to the crack team of scientists EW underpaid, can not be Italian-American culture without Italy. So it's something like they are returning to their homeland. (Every Italian-American show travels to Italy with time - Everybody Loves Raymond, The Sopranos, The Real Housewives of New York.) Of course, only half the cast on the ground is actually Italian. Furthermore, due to Jersey Shore image of Italian-American culture is basically "drink, fight, eat, hug, and maybe go to church," we can assume that the cast could actually be a difficult adjustment in A Although he is excited for the trip to Vatican City? Maybe the cast will be as diplomatic goodwill. Remember that when Benjamin Franklin was the U.S. ambassador in France? This may be so, but the cast is more beautiful Jersey Shore and less sexually active.
Let's be honest: They might actually be the worst of the tourists on the face of the earth. As we saw in the program, only Vinny really speaks Italian. We theorize that you may have at least a little Italian to get around in Italy. (Since some of the cast members can hardly communicate in English, they could be facing a full season of hilarious miscommunication.) The cast apparently Vinny visit Old World family, so we expect an uncomfortable night in the situation and Pauly both try to Smush second cousin Vinny, but both end up on strike, because Pauly does not connect with their children and relatives because the second cousin was not drunk enough to think Sitch is less than 45 years. Vinny then connect to your own second cousin, Snooki will vomit in a hot tub, and Sammi look in a mirror. Twist! Shyamalan!
As for 2) and that the program has left the United States, you can see a myriad of seasons spent traveling to distant places. Would not you like to see what kind of trouble people can get to Jersey Shore in Scandinavia, where everyone is tall, blond, and smarter than them? Or what about the Jersey Shore in Tokyo? It would be like Lost in Translation, but something would happen! However, my personal favorite choice for a future season of the series: Jersey Shore searches for El Dorado, in which the cast travel to the Amazon in search of the lost city of gold. Imagine the hilarity!
PopWatchers, are you excited / scared / happy / driven to madness by the news that Jersey Shore will travel to Italy? Where do you think your new beach house is? Sicily? Napoli? What will be your summer job false? I hope they will be stomping grapes at a winery. (We know they are qualified, because they seem very able to move his feet.) And seriously, Berlusconi has to make an appearance on the show, right? No joke, if you connected with one of the cast members, which would be the 15th craziest thing he has been accused of doing as prime minister. (What did you think America was the only country ridiculous in the face of the earth well, this is your wake-up call: Everyone is crazy.