Thursday, January 6, 2011

Jersey Shore Ten New Quotes Of 2011

ShoreIt Jersey Jersey Shore's hard to believe, in his third season. Like it or not, the band of the Guidos and guidettes has affected the fascination of Americans at least enough to gain celebrity status, book deals, spin-offs, product lines, and the balls to fall New Year's Eve.
And why? In part perhaps because of what they do - sleep around, get lost, so and fight - but perhaps even more intriguing is the way they talk and rationalize everything. The words and phrases they use are just ... well, at least worth keeping for posterity.
So with more sure to come this season, here is a list of the best quotes Jersey Shore that paved the way so far:
1. "My big dream is to go to Jersey, finding a good, kind juice, hot tanned and live my life." - Snooki
2. "GTL baby. Gym, tanning, laundry service." - Mike "The Situation"
3. "How can you go in a jacuzzi in a pinch? And a belt. -. Use a thong bikini that is a little more class" - Angelina (who has since left the series)
4. "Snooks was beaten in the face again, poor girl ... someone has to teach him to fight. O pato" -. Pauly D.
5. "If you go, I'm going to stuff your nose with tampons." - Threat to JWOww Snooki
6. "In a world Snookers strange Snookers like me and do better, like, Guidos and guidettes little, queer little outbursts of our children." - D. Pauly
7. "I thought the Jersey shore was the best thing to happen to me, but it is, is you." - Ronnie Sammi
8. "Stop, fully abducted, steroids, hormones, such as multiple growth ... that's the kind appeals to me." - JWoww
9. "I do not give af * ck if you're fat, you're ugly, you are 45 years old. I'm gonna dance with you. I think it's fun." - Vinny
10. "I feel this job is beneath me, I'm a waiter. I do like, great things." - Angelina
I can not wait to see what Season 3 will be added to the list!
What are your favorite quotes from the Jersey Shore?

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